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I Never Washed It

from Cultural Backslidin' by The DRY RETCH

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I NEVER WASHED IT

Well I’ve been wondering what’s happening
I’ve worn it so much now I’m suffering
I think it’s alright but my girl ain’t too sure
She thinks I need to act a little bit more mature.


She raised the alarm when it started to smell
Seems like it’s kinda fungal and bacterial
Pizza, cheese and pastry and buried within
I’m kinda happy staring down my hygiene abyss.


I never washed it
No, I never cleaned it
I never washed it
Not once.
Dontcha believe?
Better believe!


I love it so much it’s like a petri dish
Consistent incubator of my new party trick
Parastic microbes are eating on me
I’m a walking, talking, living, breathing man-o-disease


I never washed it
I never cleaned it
No, I never washed it
Not once.
Dontcha believe?
Better believe!

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from Cultural Backslidin', released February 5, 2021
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The living embodiment of down and dirty excremental rock & roll, The Dry Retch are an Anglo-Australian Rock & Roll Strike Force in the front line in the war against the jive!

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