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12,000 Miles From New
03:03
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12,000 MILES FROM NEW
I'm counting all those miles
When I think of you I just smile
Your malt character's a smooth delight
The hop aromas are outta sight.
And I, I want it bad
And I, well I feel so sad
The pandemic's blocking my way
Oh how I need your taste.
Cos I'm 12,000 miles from New
I wanna wanna wanna taste you
The sun, sand and surf I don't need
Because a carton of New is so sweet
It's the beer that takes me to heaven
And my liver gets so excited.
And I, I want it now
And I, anyway anyhow
They need to find me a vaccine
Cos The Toongabbie's waiting for me.
I'm 12,000 miles from New
I wanna wanna wanna taste you
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2. |
I Never Washed It
03:12
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I NEVER WASHED IT
Well I’ve been wondering what’s happening
I’ve worn it so much now I’m suffering
I think it’s alright but my girl ain’t too sure
She thinks I need to act a little bit more mature.
She raised the alarm when it started to smell
Seems like it’s kinda fungal and bacterial
Pizza, cheese and pastry and buried within
I’m kinda happy staring down my hygiene abyss.
I never washed it
No, I never cleaned it
I never washed it
Not once.
Dontcha believe?
Better believe!
I love it so much it’s like a petri dish
Consistent incubator of my new party trick
Parastic microbes are eating on me
I’m a walking, talking, living, breathing man-o-disease
I never washed it
I never cleaned it
No, I never washed it
Not once.
Dontcha believe?
Better believe!
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Condition 19
03:10
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CONDITION 19
Job it has plum gone
So I sit all alone
Dishevelled, unshaved, unkempt, unclean
No one can tell me no
The beer goes in and the beer goes out
Then it goes in some more
I just keep on keeping on
Til I’m flat on the floor
Oh what condition I’m in
Oh what condition I’m in
But I know, I won’t be the same
Me and my liver just won’t be the same
I tell you now, I won’t be the same
Pizza and beer, fried chickeny strips
Are keeping me sustained
My 5 a day in my own special way
And now I’m feeling the strain
Oh what condition I’m in
Oh what condition I’m in
But I know, I won’t be the same
Me and my liver just won’t be the same
I tell you now, I won’t be the same
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ANOSMIC HARMONIC
When I woke up this morning
I knew something was wrong
My nostrils were broken
Seems Covid had come
My micturation from the night before,
Is always disgusting, but not no more.
See all you tramps
When I get on the train
The stench of you all
Has now gone away
Well thank you Covid for what you’ve done,
I don’t smell nothing, I don’t smell no one.
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Vietnamese Baby
03:22
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(DON'T) TOUCH ME, YOU'RE SICK
Where's the distance, between me and these clowns
There's arrows on the floor but the fools ain't looking down.
I don't wanna be infected by you
You're brain's as empty as a balloon
Get too close well I'm gonna shoot you.
So don't touch me
Cos I know,
You're sick!
Why'd you wanna, get up so close
You know you'd stay away if I was covered in embryos.
Like Romero's kind walking round town
Even in their dressing gowns
They need euthenasing now.
So don't touch me
Cos I know,
You're sick!
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7. |
12,000 Miles From New
02:58
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12,000 MILES FROM NEW
I'm counting all those miles
When I think of you I just smile
Your malt character's a smooth delight
The hop aromas are outta sight.
And I, I want it bad
And I, well I feel so sad
The pandemic's blocking my way
Oh how I need your taste.
Cos I'm 12,000 miles from New
I wanna wanna wanna taste you
The sun, sand and surf I don't need
Because a carton of New is so sweet
It's the beer that takes me to heaven
And my liver gets so excited.
And I, I want it now
And I, anyway anyhow
They need to find me a vaccine
Cos The Toongabbie's waiting for me.
I'm 12,000 miles from New
I wanna wanna wanna taste you
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